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[rich vs poor]

It may be a vague attempt at a SC2K parody...

but it still has a strong moral to it.

Its like the rich are prepared with powerful weaponry whereas the poor are more MacGyver-like with the "build" button.

Its just problematic how in the real world the rich are greedy and deprive charity organizations of much needed funding. It also creeps me out that many hip hop artists are affluent celebrities who sound like wannabe poverty residents. If you think about their covert references to prostitution, it sorta tells us how impoverished areas are perceived to be safe havens for morbid prostitutes to live.

Besides, if poverty is all somebody can live in; then obviously there is much-needed help that greedy rich people deprive them of. In fact, many druggies who live in the hood don't even share their funding to balance out the world since there is a delicate balance I heard about from Lion King where Scar tries to be king by killing Mufasa instead of earn his title the legit way.

Its quite interesting how a rather simplified flash game generates a rather long explanation on how life works!

[Dennis Hopper Soundboard]

Dennis Hopper is my idol!

But I want a soundboard of more quotes.

[Webcam Dance Party DiScO]

Could're have been a better music variety!

You don't need to use the built-in songs! Just play a song with Windows Media Player and capture with a screen-capture program!

[FlashMotion: Bubble Burst]

VERY AWKWARD!

The opposite direction is needed to pop the balloons!

why couldn'tja just flip the output horizontally?

It woulda made it easier!

[Platform w/Music]

Please add more levels, graphics and obstacles.

Too easy to win, too crude to be cool!!!

[NGAP Radio]

I would much prefer it be called "NGAP Randomizer"

Because radio is overgenericized and mostly refers to an obsolete concept with AM/FM tuning.

Besides, it is enough of a surprise clicking a link to an unfamiliar song at the portal.

[Doom Triple Pack]

CLEVER!!!

Its great that we now have DOOM on Newgrounds!!!

I think one of these days, other classic DOS games should be re-released onto Newgrounds so that we can try out the game online before downloading it!

[Virtual iPod version 1.0]

For the next version, please add these songs:

"Wide Receiver" by Michael Henderson
"New Numa" by Chad Russell
"Jerk It Out" by The Caesars
"Macho Man" by The Village People
"96 Bitter Beings" by CKY
"Corona" by The Minutemen
"Party Boy Theme" from Jackass
"Ballroom Blitz"
"I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Real
"Boom Boom Boom" by The Outhere Brothers
"Street Player" by Chicago
"Peanut Butter" by Lenny White and Twennynine
"Too Hot To Be Cool" by Ebonee Webb
"Rigor Mortis" by Cameo
"Brand Nubian" by Brand Nubian
"Salmon Dance" by The Chemical Brothers
"Jam" by Michael Jackson
"Blood on the Dancefloor" by Michael Jackson
"In the Closet" by Michael Jackson
"Sonic 3 act 1 boss theme"
"Bad" by Michael Jackson
"Barbie Girl" by AQUA
"French Erotic Film"
"Rainbows and Stuff" by ICP
"Everybody Dance Now" by C+C Music Factory

And some songs from the NG Audio Portal

[93X Shock Jock]

RADIO HAS HAD A DOWNFALL IN THE RECENT YEARS!

Radio is so overrated! But shock jocks kick ass!

That is why we now have podcasts and MP3 players!