SamuraiClinton's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[sonic heros hang castle remix]

Clicking random for Newgrounds Audio Portal is...

almost like radio with endless skipping. Pandora is fake, Newgrounds is REAL.

This song rules! I wouldn't have heard it without Newgrounds! Pandora can go fuck themselves!

[Chester Stone - Fragment]

CLICKED RANDOM, AND GOT SOME KICK ASS SONG

Pandora sucks monkey balls, but Newgrounds is the REAL DEAL! Newgrounds is free to use, Pandora has limitations (even if you pay for more benefits), such con artists with a plastic internet radio service. Newgrounds has the best music out there! FUCK COPYRIGHT MUSIC!

[Emotions (Anthem 2006)]

NEWGROUNDS > PANDORA

I just clicked "random audio entry" in the menu for submission type, and I feel I can get more benefits out of Newgrounds Audio Portal than I can out of Pandora Internet Radio in terms of user interface. Here, it is ON DEMAND (pause, rewind and fast forward, and click links to other tracks without any limitations). Whereas Pandora is a "free to try, pay for more" service. Pandora is a deceitful service that brainwashes listeners (XM/Sirius satellite has a similar brainwashing pattern).

This song rules, Pandora will never play it!

NEWGROUNDS FO LIFE!

[[AMP] Creeper]

This is totally my jam!

Newgrounds has music to download for free!

But another thing I think could improve Newgrounds Audio Portal is if Newgrounds had a playlist system of its own. That way you wouldn't hafta put it on your hard drive, or re-upload it onto YouTube to make playlists with!

YouTube is an on-demand music service (though its mainly on-demand videos), and it has a playlist system of its own. I think Newgrounds needs a playlist system soon!

[Tricky's Song]

Don't pirate music. Listen to Pirate's music!

GET IT???!!!

From Newgrounds its legal to download for free, but from the Billboard charts, its illegal to download for free!

DANCE PARTIES NEED FREE MUSIC, NOT POPULAR MUSIC (UNLESS IT IS A LEGAL COVER VERSION).

[Synthetica (Hard Trance)]

The sounds you can't get from radio

are the KICK ASS sounds that come from Newgrounds audio portal!

Its like I'm advertising Newgrounds, right on Newgrounds.

More people should comment Newgrounds material like this!

[Blunt Shmokin' SEGA Song]

OH YEAH!!!!!

You can't get quality music like this on radio!

[Wizard's Affection]

I wanna hear more songs!

Newgrounds beats radio (as well as Pandora and XM/Sirius combined) by a landslide!

We need to advertise Newgrounds audio portal to prove how kick ass this song is! Many people don't know what they are missing out on!

DJBobHoskins responds:

Great response Sir! Thank you for the kind words! I totally agree. Newgrounds Audio Portal rocks! I'll let you know when another masterpiece is in the pipeline! Keep voting and listening mate!

[Muskokan Dusk {durn}]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

This is definately THE JAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Dance parties need to adopt tracks from Newgrounds, not rely on billboard hits from the radio which are just plastic garbage!!!!!!!

Pandora is full of plastic garbage too!!!! YouTube may be good in its own right, but Newgrounds really has the material!

NEWGOUNDS AUDIO PORTAL GALORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

durn responds:

:) Thanks Clinton. This is indeed the jam! Nice of ya to say, man. :)

[Toejam & Earl - Big Earl Bump]

Toejam and Earl need a revival!

I wanna see some new Toejam and Earl games with original funk tracks. I want funk to come back. Hip hop extended it, but later desecrated it. Toejam and Earl was the funk temple of the 90s.