SamuraiClinton's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The 7th Guest]

The 7th Guest was one of the greatest games!

I remember that in that game, that you had to solve one puzzle before solving another, and that it used some 3D first-person type perspective as an interface for cutting-edge graphics to represent puzzles at the time of the game. It would be great if somebody remade that game as a more simplified package with a menu so it wouldn't be like watching paint dry when going between different rooms! Because a simple minigame menu would cut the gameplay time.

anyway...

This was an AWESOME cover of that one song from The 7th Guest. I wanna see more 7th guest covers on Newgrounds soon!

[Sonic 3 - Data Select]

CLUBS NEED TO ADOPT THIS TRACK!

Because Club Necto in Ann Arbor, MI sucks monkey balls and needs to endorse Newgrounds more!

Foraum responds:

You tell em that! ;)

[[8bit] iichantra boss theme]

classic 8bit there!

NES was my system!

[Summer Solace {durn}]

THE SOUND OF THE 2010s

Newgrounds used to have the slogan "The problems of the future, today" in the earlier part of last decade; but now with futuristic sounds from Newgrounds audio portal today, Newgrounds is now more like "future solutions to problems, today" since I haven't liked any new song from the pop charts since 2001. Besides, radio is overrated, that is why I decaded to forego radio in favor of websites like Newgrounds that have good, decent music.

"Just say NO to radio, and say YES to Newgrounds.

COPY AND PASTE THIS PHRASE ACROSS OTHER SONG REVIEWS ON THE NEWGROUNDS AUDIO PORTAL! WITHIN AND INCLUDING QUOTES

NEWGROUNDS 4 LIFE!"

durn responds:

o_0 sweet!

....thanks?

[Sonic 2 GG - Aqua Lake]

NEW JACK SWING!!!

We should bring back New Jack Swing to the dancefloor for the 2010s!

[Super Mario Land Rock Rem]

good medley!

I used to play monochrome gameboy for hours prior to the introduction of GBA; and then GP2X which emulates even non-portable consoles.

[Robulus - Event]

This may sound like something for the 2010s

I haven't liked any new chart topping song since 2001.

Radio has been playing much of the same dull shit for such a long time, many people don't even go the extra mile to make sure they aren't missing out on anything that could be better, and the Newgrounds Audio Portal is a goldmine when it comes to kickass songs like this!

If I don't like any new chart topping song by 2015, then we should make communication regulations stricter, because perhaps that will curb some uncertainties that have haunted my peace of mind in the entertainment matket.

I think we should just forego radio, and know that manufacturers of home theater systems, car stereos and boomboxes will save millions of dollars in the manufacturing process over the years by omitting the tuner feature.

"Just say NO to radio, and say YES to Newgrounds.

COPY AND PASTE THIS PHRASE ACROSS OTHER SONG REVIEWS ON THE NEWGROUNDS AUDIO PORTAL! WITHIN AND INCLUDING QUOTES

NEWGROUNDS 4 LIFE!"

Robulus responds:

Thankyou SOOO much... but this message is a little spammy...

[Smash Bros Brawl Theme-8bit]

Wiimarkable!

I wiimember this song in its original form.

no other song like this!

[Jungle Game]

title of my review is too long to fit this line...

But this loop has more musical value than most hip hop made after the millennium!

The new millennium has had only brief beginnings with prosperity. But when hip hop stopped sampling funk, it became a nuissance to diehard music listeners. The only reason why radio plays shitty music is because they think supporting brainwashed audiences is the only way to stay in operation. But other places like Newgrounds can stay in operation without mediocre standards in music.

"Just say NO to radio, and say YES to Newgrounds.

COPY AND PASTE THIS PHRASE ACROSS OTHER SONG REVIEWS ON THE NEWGROUNDS AUDIO PORTAL! WITHIN AND INCLUDING QUOTES

NEWGROUNDS 4 LIFE!"

janiev responds:

Hmm.. :)

[-PokemonCentre-]

I wanna hear this song in the clubs by 2015!

Newgrounds needs to strike a deal with a nightclub franchise. Because if they do, this website could flourish and restore order to society as we know it!

But all radio does is supports rejects of society, but I have the constructive criticism to warp them out of "reject" status.

"Just say NO to radio, and say YES to Newgrounds.

COPY AND PASTE THIS PHRASE ACROSS OTHER SONG REVIEWS ON THE NEWGROUNDS AUDIO PORTAL! WITHIN AND INCLUDING QUOTES

NEWGROUNDS 4 LIFE!"